Bingo

Bingo was an Australian dingo who had been in terrible shape, even missing a leg. He lived in the harsh deserts of the Outback. He suffered many spasms and seizures for reasons unknown. He even had an awful howl that went something like: "YAOOOOOOWWOOOOOLEEEEEOOOOOOYIPYAPYAPYIPYIPHOWLOOOEEEEE!", "YAPHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" or even a "HOAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAPYAPYIPYIPYIP!". He fought and won a battle against another dingo simply by biting the enemy in his gonads, and even managed to break an emu's neck, snacking on his flesh. The emu chicks perished later, sadly.

Bingo eventually reached a high after eating a cane toad and was hit by a minivan.